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The Line-ups

 

Contestant: The Furious Shepherd #1

Nature of Demise

The

Names

Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) Old Age
Gary Coleman Suicide
Kirstie Alley Drug Overdose
Celine Dion Plane crash
Fidel Castro Assassination
John Madden Stroke
Geraldo Rivera Gunshot
Bob Hope Old Age
Dale Jarrett Car Accident
Whitney Houston Drug Overdose
Joe Piscipo Cancer
Yogi Berra Heart Attack
Nelson Mandela Gunshot
Janet Reno Car Accident
George Foreman Heart Disease
Tony Bennett Cancer
Stephen Hawking ALS
B.B. King Heart Attack
Paula Poundstone Suicide
Darryl Strawberry Cancer
Alternate Sen. Strom Thurmond (R-SC) Pneumonia

Contestant: Mike Zimmerman

Nature of Demise

The

Names

John Goodman Heart Attack
Pope John Paul II Stroke
Whitney Houston Drug Overdose
Dick Cheney Heart Attack
Mariah Carey Suicide
Angelina Jolie Stabbing
Marlon Brando Heart Attack
Ted Williams - died 07/05 Pneumonia - no bonus (cardiac arrest)
Stephen King Liver Disease
Bob Barker Cancer
Aretha Franklin Heart Attack
Steven Spielberg Bomb
Britney Spears Plane Crash
Robert Downey Jr. Drug Overdose
Bob Hope Old Age
Milton Berle - died 03/27 Cancer - bonus awarded (colon)
Michael Jackson Complications From Surgery
Jackie Chan Stunt Mishap
Jean Claude Van Damme Suicide
Marilyn Manson Drug Overdose
Alternate Jack Nicholson Car Crash

Contestant: Leroy Boyer

Nature of Demise

The

Names

Pope John Paul II Old Age
Geraldo Rivera Afghani Land Mine
Ted Williams - died 07/05 Stroke - no bonus (cardiac arrest)
Bob Hope Old Age
Ronald Reagan Alzheimer's Disease
Fidel Castro Gunshot Wound to the Head
Whitney Houston Drug Overdose
Oprah Winfrey Reaction to Weight-loss Medication
Richard Petty Car Accident
 V.P. Dick Cheney Heart Attack
Sean "Puffy" Combs Gunshot Wound
O.J. Simpson Gunshot Wound
Jack Palance Heart Attack
Buddy Ryan Choking on Food
Mohammad Ali Parkinson's Disease
Bill Giles Killed by Angry Phillies Fan after Trading Scott Rolen
Tommy Lasorda Food Poisoning
Ron Santo Complication from Foot Problem
Billy Graham Heart Attack
Red Auerbach Lung Cancer
Alternate Bob Barker Old Age
Chick Hearn Heart Failure - no bonus (brain injury from fall)

Contestant: Lesley Wagner

Nature of Demise

The

Names

Katherine Hepburn Pneumonia
Anne Miller Stroke
Annette Funicello Multiple Sclerosis
Ronald Reagan Pneumonia
Bob Hope Old Age
Johnny Carson Liver Failure
Casey Affleck Drug Overdose
Julio Iglecias Heart Attack
Don Knotts Heart Attack
Francis Reid (DoOL) Congestive Heart Failure
Dudley Moore Kidney Failure - no bonus (pneumonia)
Gary Coleman Drug Overdose
Marlin Brando Mafia Hit
Johnny Cash Pneumonia
Strom Thurmond Heart Attack
Billy Graham Stroke
Gerald Ford Heart Attack
Billy Bob Thornton Domestic Violence
Buddy Ebsen Stroke
Al Roker Choking
Alternate Andy Griffith Heart Attack

Contestant: Furious Shepherd #2

Nature of Demise

The

Names

Margaret Thatcher Fall
Ronald Reagan Old Age
Ashley Olson Car Accident
Bo Derek Car Accident
Rodney Dangerfield Stroke
Hank Aaron Heart Attack
Reggie Jackson Plane Crash
Benjamin Netanyahu Explosion
Dick Cheney Heart Attack
Robert Byrd Old Age
Patricia Ireland Domestic Violence
Jerry Adams (Sin Fein) Car Bomb
Vincente Fox Assassination
Dick Armey Drowning
Danny Boniducci (sp?) Boredom
Jim Bowden Heart Attack
Magic Johnson AIDS
Nate Newton Heart Attack
Kelsey Grammer Drug Overdose
Ted Kennedy Liver Failure
Alternate Bob Hope Old Age

Contestant: Nick Wagner

Nature of Demise

The

Names

Marilyn Manson Tainted Drugs
Jeraldo Rivera Assassination
Carrie Fisher Drug Overdose
Betelgeuse (Howard Stern) Suicide
Kris Kirkpatric Suicide
Yassar Arafat Assassination
Harrison Ford Brain Damage
Mark Hamil Amputation
Matt Groening Ink Poisoning
Pamela Anderson Domestic Violence
Calvin Kline AIDS
Roy Disney "Mouse" Poison
Marlon Brando Drowning
Rowan Atkinson Food Poisoning
John Travolta Heart Attack
Sir Sean Connery Pneumonia
George Foreman Asphyxiation
Muhammed Ali Parkinson's Dieseas
Vanilla Ice Motorcycle Accident
Tommy Lee Asphyxiation
Alternate Chris from Slipknot Drug Overdose

Contestant: Stella Wagner #1

Nature of Demise

The

Names

John Smoltz Gunshot Wound
Kerry Wood Stabbing
JD Drew Hit in Head with Battery
Ken Griffey Jr. Fall
Eric Young Explosion
Juan Pierre Shooting
Greg Maddux Gunshot Wound
Daryl Ward Stabbing
Fernando Vina Hit in Head with Battery
Placido Polanco Fall
Julio Lugo Explosion
Kelly Stinnett Shooting
Reggie Sanders Gunshot Wound
Todd Ritchie Stabbing
Jeremy Burnitz Hit in Head with Battery
Matt Clement Fall
Nick Neugebauer Explosion
Kevin Millwood Shooting
Choo Freeman Stupidity
Brian Anderson Shooting
Alternate Anna Kournikova Suicide

Contestant: Stella Wagner #2

Nature of Demise

The

Names

Derek Jeter Plane Crash
Jason Giambi Plane Crash
Jorge Posada Plane Crash
Mariano Rivera Plane Crash
Bernie Williams Plane Crash
Mike Stanton Plane Crash
Robin Venture Plane Crash
Roger Clemens Plane Crash
Alfonso Soriano Plane Crash
Andy Pettitte Plane Crash
Mike Mussina Plane Crash
Orlando Hernandez Plane Crash
Shane Spencer Plane Crash
Ted Lilly Plane Crash
Sterling Hitchcock Plane Crash
Nick Johnson Plane Crash
Rondell White Plane Crash
Joe Torre Plane Crash
Mel Stottlemeyer Plane Crash
George Steinbrenner Plane Crash
Alternate Dan Duquette Gun Shot

Contestant: Kerry Minner

Nature of Demise

The

Names

Faith Hill Loses Faith, "Tug"ged between depression and Tim ends it all with drug overdose
George Steinbrenner Massive Hemorrhoid attack...dies from brain tumor
Bob Hope Loses Hope, Dies from latent polio strike
George Bush Sr. Terrorists dress Sr. as bin laden, Sr., gets shot by CIA in a case of mistaken identity
Jewel Plane crash into the Nile river...becomes cult figure
Calista Flockhart Murdered by a jealous Richie Sambura over fight with Jon bon Jovi
Tom Brokaw Cocaine overdose...all his powder wasn't Anthraxian
Rosie O'Donnell Malnutrition
Yassar Arafat Bad cold
Emeril Lagasse Food Poisoning...Bam!
Gary Coleman God, its his turn by now, isn't it? Short spell of Cancer
Reggie Jackson Lou Gehrig's disease
Johnny Carson Won Clearinghouse sweepstakes...has heart attack
Robert Downey Jr. Has survived 8 lives, this puss is on his last...bit by wild animal
Billy Gillman Good kid, bad timing...dies from bridge falling on him
Janet Reno Foot Fungus Ebola
Mohammed Ali Just a hunch...punch drunkedness
Saddam Hussein Just too stupid to survive much longer...war victim
Bill Russell Like Wilt, had sex with 20,000 men...dies from AIDS
Justin Timberlake Killed in a jealous rage
Alternate Mary Kate Olson Of course, if Ashley dies, I'll demand proof

Contestant: Scott & Phyllis

Nature of Demise

The

Names

Verne Troyer (Mini-Me)   Eaten by Fat Bastard
Kevin Hearn (Keyboardist from BNL) Leukemia
Drew Carey Heart Attack
Dudley Moore Liver Disease - no bonus (pneumonia)
Bob Hope  Old Age
Bobby Brown Drug Overdose
Luciano Pavarotti Heart Attack
Michael J. Fox Parkinson's Disease
Macaulay Culkin Suicide
Buddy Ebsen Old Age
John Gotti Cancer - bonus awarded (throat)
Rosemary Clooney Stroke - no bonus (lung cancer)
Ronald Reagan Old Age
Mohammed Ali Parkinson's Disease
Whitey Ford Old Age
Rosie O'Donnell Suffocates In Closet
Sean (P. Diddy) Combs Shot
Liza Minnelli Suicide
Liz Taylor Heart Attack
Arnold Palmer "Stroke" Actually Cancer
Alternate
Dick Cheney  (Alternate)
Shot

Contestant: Kaos

Nature of Demise

The

Names

Shannon Dougherty Killed by Co-Workers
Mohammed Ali Natural Causes
Billy Graham Called by God
Ellen DeGeneres Wishful Thinking
Jack Nicholson To Piss Off Charlie
Gene Hackman To Piss Off Gene Hackman
Louie Anderson Too Much Fat
Richard Simmons Too Much Dick
Lorenzo Lamas Bad Bike Accident
Sandy Duncan Choked on Triscut
Charlie Daniels Car Accident
Michael Jackson Does Us Justice
Price (TAFKAP) Does Us Justice
Jimmy Page Contract With Devil Runs Out
David Lee Roth Caught Short with 10 Women
John Inman He's Free
Louis Farrahkan It's About Time
Fidel Castro Caught in Love Triangle with Bill & Hillary
Drew Carey Next Fat Man Down
Dana Carvey Out Joked
Alternate Buck O'Niell Heart Attack at Ballgame