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Contestant: Kerry Minner |
Nature of Demise |
| The
Names |
Faith Hill |
Loses
Faith, "Tug"ged between depression and Tim ends it all
with drug overdose |
| George
Steinbrenner |
Massive
Hemorrhoid attack...dies from brain tumor |
| Bob Hope |
Loses Hope,
Dies from latent polio strike |
| George Bush
Sr. |
Terrorists
dress Sr. as bin laden, Sr., gets shot by CIA in a case of mistaken
identity |
| Jewel |
Plane crash
into the Nile river...becomes cult figure |
| Calista
Flockhart |
Murdered by
a jealous Richie Sambura over fight with Jon bon Jovi |
| Tom Brokaw |
Cocaine
overdose...all his powder wasn't Anthraxian |
| Rosie
O'Donnell |
Malnutrition |
| Yassar
Arafat |
Bad cold |
| Emeril
Lagasse |
Food
Poisoning...Bam! |
| Gary
Coleman |
God, its
his turn by now, isn't it? Short spell of Cancer |
| Reggie
Jackson |
Lou
Gehrig's disease |
| Johnny
Carson |
Won
Clearinghouse sweepstakes...has heart attack |
| Robert
Downey Jr. |
Has
survived 8 lives, this puss is on his last...bit by wild animal |
| Billy
Gillman |
Good kid,
bad timing...dies from bridge falling on him |
| Janet Reno |
Foot Fungus
Ebola |
| Mohammed
Ali |
Just a
hunch...punch drunkedness |
| Saddam
Hussein |
Just too
stupid to survive much longer...war victim |
| Bill
Russell |
Like Wilt,
had sex with 20,000 men...dies from AIDS |
| Justin
Timberlake |
Killed in a
jealous rage |
| Alternate |
Mary Kate
Olson |
Of course,
if Ashley dies, I'll demand proof |