The Basics
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Read ALL of the rules before
turning in your picks. Any selections that violate the rules will
garner you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Entry deadline: December 25,
2003. I'll publish everyone's selections by January 1, 2004.
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Lists will be published to:
https://furiousshepherd.tripod.com/Deadpool/index.html
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The "season" will
begin on January 1st, 2004 at 12:00 AM EST, and end on December 31st,
2004, at 11:59 PM EST.
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You may submit as many lists as
you like.
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The player with the most points
at the end of the season wins. First tie breaker: the entrant with the
most dead celebrities wins. Second tie breaker: the entrant with the
youngest dead celebrity wins. Note that the primary criterion for
victory is your score, not the number of deaths. Plan your strategy
accordingly.
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Jeff Gilhooly Rule: You may not
in any way, either directly or indirectly, influence or cause the
demise of any personality named in, or associated with, this pool.
This will result in your immediate disqualification. Also, you may be
opening yourself up to certain legal repercussions, the severity of
which is dependent on the jurisdiction, and the diligence of the
relevant constabulary in bringing you to justice. It’s just not
worth it, especially since we’re not playing for money!
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If someone is found guilty of
violating rule #7, the decedent(s) in question will be removed from
everyone’s lists and no points will be awarded for that death. This
will ensure that there is no collusion amongst the players.
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Ben Johnson Rule: Any entrant
who uses performance-enhancing drugs while selecting their team will
be immediately disqualified.
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In all matters, the decision of
the commissioner (yours truly) is final. There is no appeal. I am
always fair, just, and impartial.
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Prizes: There are no cash prizes
just as there’s no entry fee.
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Rules can and
probably will, be changed throughout the pool as new issues are raised
and dealt with.

The Names
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Select 20 (twenty) well known
personalities who you believe will die in 2004. You must use their
full names to register. Widely known nicknames will be accepted if I
know who you mean (assume idiocy on my part), and please try your best
to spell the names correctly.
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Personalities chosen for your
list must be clinically alive at the time of your form's submission.
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Jeffery Dahmer Rule: Celebrities
who are on death row may be selected, but you will only score if they
die before the government executes them. For example, if a celebrity
kills himself in prison, and also gets an obituary in the AP, you will
get points for him. However, if he is executed, you will get no points
for him. It’s the chance you take. Please note that not all death
row convicts are celebrities. If one of your personalities commits a
capital crime, is brought to trial, is convicted, sentenced, and
executed before the closing deadline, you will be awarded the points.
(This won’t happen in countries where the wheels of justice are
slowed by appellate courts, etc. However, as long as George W Bush is
in office, it is entirely possible.)
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Hunter Kelly Rule: Celebrities
must have achieved fame on their own merit, not simply because of
familial relations. Likewise, people who are famous solely on the
basis of having a fatal illness are not celebrities for the sake of
this pool.
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Osama Bin Laden Rule: Members of
terrorist organizations, suicide bombers, and leaders of third-world
nations that we are currently bombing may not be included.
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No animals or fictional
characters, such as cartoon characters and soap opera characters, can
be entered into the pool. Only real humans, please.
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Elvis is dead! Get used to it.
Don’t put him on your list!

The Scoring
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When a celebrity dies, every
team that had selected that celebrity will receive 100 points minus
the age of the celebrity. (e.g. : In 1998, Frank Sinatra died when he
was 82 years of age. All teams who had Sinatra on their list received
18 points.) If you select a celebrity who is over 100 years old, you
will lose points if that celebrity dies. However, you can still score
points bonus points.
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Deaths are verified through
national publications like Time, USA Today, The New York Times, Weekly
World News, Schuylkill Haven Call, etc (An AP news feed can be found
at http://www.newsday.com/ap/national.htm). So be sure your
personalities are prominent enough to warrant such a death notice
(e.g. "Strom Thurmond" is better than your "Aunt
Bessie"). When you see a death confirmation for one of your
personalities, please call or E-mail me with the name and publication
for reference. This is not a requirement, it’ll just help me keep
the stats timely.
Bonus: categories allow a player to score 25 bonus points by correctly
selecting the method of death for each personality. You must be
specific (e.g. "gunshot wound" is okay, "foul
play" is unacceptably general). Also, lingering deaths that are a
direct result of your selected method of death will count, at the
discretion of the commissioner (e.g. Gary Busey wrecks his
"hog" and cracks his helmetless skull against a curb, yet
hangs on in a coma for 2 weeks before succumbing to pneumonia. This
would score bonus points if you had named Gary Busey and specified
"motorcycle wreck"), provided he didn’t linger on past the
closing deadline.
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Wildcard - same point
structure as the first 20 picks (100-age):
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To promote interest throughout
the year, you may choose an 21st personality as a
"wildcard". This wildcard must adhere to all of the other
rules of the pool except that you may change this personality
monthly. Before 22:00 p.m. EST on the last day of each month you may
change the name of your wildcard personality, or you can "let
it ride" throughout the year. If this personality does indeed
die while named as your wildcard, you will receive the proper number
of points (100-age) as well as the 25-point "method of
death" bonus, if applicable. You may then select a new
personality as a wildcard. This is a great way to rack up the
points. So keep your eye on the infirm and your wildcard pick
up-to-date.
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Note: players will be
awarded points for no more than 1 (one) wildcard death per calendar
month. If your wildcard dies on June 2nd, and you select a new
wildcard personality on June 3rd, that new wildcard cannot score any
points until the first of July.
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There are no fractional points
given for amputations, nor are points awarded for "missing"
or "presumed dead". There must be confirmed death. Court
orders will be upheld. Also, any "suspended animation" or
"cryogenically frozen" personalities will count as dead at
the time of their "demise". Reanimation/resurrection at a
date after the closing date of this pool will not alter its results or
your score. Of course, if they bring Walt Disney back, you can put him
on your list as a wildcard.
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Bonus Days: In addition
to the above scoring and bonuses, contestants can earn 50 bonus points
if one of the celebrities on their list dies on one of twelve Bonus
Days. There is one Bonus Day per month. There is also special bonus
day on April 15th (tax day). If a politician dies on this day, any
contestant with the politician on their list is awarded 100 points. The Bonus Days are:
Date |
Reason for Mourning or
Celebrating |
January 5th |
Red Sox sold Babe Ruth to Yankees in 1920. |
February 3rd |
Buddy Holly dies in plane crash in 1959. |
March 15th |
Julius Caesar assassinated - Ides of March. |
April 15th |
Hard-Earned Wages Confiscation Day (100 points
awarded for current and former politicians) |
April 30th |
Adolph Hitler commits suicide in 1945. |
May 5th |
Napoleon Bonaparte dies in 1821. |
June 25th |
General Custer killed at the Battle of Little Big
Horn in 1876. |
July 22nd |
Uday and Qusay Hussein killed in 2003. |
August 4th |
Marilyn Monroe commits suicide in 1962. |
September 3rd |
Ho Chi Minh dies in 1969. |
October 31st |
Halloween. |
November 22nd |
John F Kennedy assassinated in 1963. |
December 8th |
John Lennon killed by David Chapman in 1980. |
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